Get in Loser. You're getting coaching.
Are you ready for my program, where we're not just going to hold hands and sing Kumbaya? Babes, we're going to roll up our sleeves, kick down barriers, and bulldoze through obstacles until you're standing tall, proud, and unstoppable.
Why You Need a Coach, Bestie.
Let's get real for a sec. You've got dreams, goals, and ambitions, but something's holding you back. Maybe it's fear, self-doubt, or just plain old confusion. That's where I come in. As your coach, I'm not here to coddle you. I'm here to help you kick your excuses to the curb and harness the fire in you that'll have you charging toward success.
What we will focus on:
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Personalized accountability: We'll dive deep into your goals, dreams, and desires and craft a customized roadmap to get you from where you are now to where you want to be while dismantling any self-imposed vampires that need slaying.
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Mindset Mastery: Your biggest enemy isn't the competition or the haters—it's the voice inside your head telling you that you can't do it. Together, we'll squash those limiting beliefs like the puny bugs they are and replace them with a mindset so strong it could bench-press a semi-truck.
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Kick-Ass Support: Need a pep talk at 3 AM because you're freaking out about that big presentation? Don't call me. I won't pick up, but I've got you covered. You can MaroPolo me, and I'll get back to you within 24 hours. And when it's time to celebrate your wins, I'll be popping the champagne.
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True transformation: I empower you to own your narratives, embrace your uniqueness, and confidently chart your own course. It's time to break free from societal constraints and become the true author of your life. Or of your next best seller. Or both
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Who's This For?
This coaching program isn't for the faint of heart. It's for the rebels, the trailblazers, and the ones who refuse to settle for anything less than extraordinary. Bad bitches ready to take action. Whether you're a budding entrepreneur, a corporate badass, or just someone ready to take life by storm, this is your ticket to greatness.
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Ready to Get It Together, My Love?
Look, nobody said this journey would be easy, but I promise you—it'll be worth it and filled with lots of laughs. So if you're tired of playing small, letting fear dictate your actions, and wondering "what if," then it's time to take a leap of faith and bet on yourself. Let's team up, kick some ass, and show the world what you're made of.
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How to Get Started
Click that shiny button below, and let's schedule a consultation call. Trust me, it'll be the best damn decision you ever make because life's too short to play it safe. It's time to unleash your badass potential and become the hero of your own story.
Let's do this, Bestie. I've got your back every step of the way. Your future self will thank you.​​​​​​​​​​
3 month 1:1 Coaching
Pricing is offered in tiers to be equitable and increase access to services.
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$3000
If you have access to financial security, own property, or have personal savings.
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If you are able to pay for "wants" and spend little time worrying about securing necessities in your life.
If you have economic privilege.
By choosing this price, you are “paying it forward” and contributing to a more equitable world by supporting access for those with less.
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$2100
You may be paying off debt or working to build savings, but you also have access to steady income.
You do NOT spend most of your time thinking about meeting basic needs such as food, shelter, medical care, child care, etc.
Making this investment might mean you might have to cut back on some discretionary spending in your life (such as going out to dinner, buying coffee, buying a new outfit, or going on vacation), but the sacrifice is short-term, and will not harm you in the long term.
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$1200
You have access to basic needs such as food, housing, and childcare, though sometimes it may feel difficult.
You are able to put away money each month to save up to be able to pay for the program, but the middle tier price would mean that you have to save for longer than 12 months.
Please be mindful that if you opt into a lower price when you can truthfully afford a higher price, you are limiting access to those who truly need the gift of financial flexibility. If buying coaching means making short-term sacrifices, having to get creative, or asking others for financial support, but does not actually jeopardize your safety, consider those resources before using the sliding scale, which will limit opportunities for others
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​Being honest with yourself and your financial situation when engaging with sliding scale practices grows strong and sustainable communities.
Disclaimer: Results May Include Unstoppable Confidence, Skyrocketing Success, and an Insatiable Urge to Conquer the World. Side Effects May Include Excessive Awesomeness and an Inability to Settle for Anything Less Than THE BEST! Consultation Calls Are Not for the Faint of Heart. Viewer Discretion is Advised.